my pussy is not for your judgement.

fuck bobby hemmitt:

1) i have earned every last hair on my pussy. so has every other woman on this earth. female circumcision, sexual assault/ abuse, loveless lives, babies, just the general drama that is encapsulated in being a black woman on this earth . . . man, fuck you and your opinions. i bet your balls stink though, right? with the obvious folds in btwn your head and neck, motherfucker, i am willing to believe that’s a trend all over your body.

2) the “it’s from africa” shit is so tired. SO beat. leave it alone. dry that bullshit up, & stop duping ppl into talking to your dumb ass. what’s wrong, you scared? wtf did the pussy hair ever do to you? and again, asshole, worry about the cleanliness of your own genitals. hair doesn’t make a pussy not worth eating or adoring. it just makes it hairy.

3) he’s hilarious for the same reason that he’s a thorn in my side: he’s got that TKON brand of intelligence, that “let’s call it african but maintain the same oppressive patriarchal bullshit” thing. hate it.

4) who’s fucking him? really?

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. will write for food
    Aug 28, 2008 @ 11:23:00

    you already know what part killed me…

    …white women’s “fur”

    yeah i’m done. plus, whats up with the faux afrocentric pics in the back. like he’s saying, “of course i’m credible ladies… look a picture of someone who MIGHT be african… respect my opinions!”

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  2. The Diva
    Aug 28, 2008 @ 18:08:00

    did he say just say coonilus?

    i wanna know why he’s sweating so bad. he’s that dude Wanda Sykes warned us about…”Waaaaanda. Wanny Waaaaaanda. I’m waaaaaaaaanderin’ how you gon’ pay me back for that drank…”

    though i do like to think my pussy’s medicinal. good for what ails ya.

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  3. toni
    Aug 28, 2008 @ 19:47:00

    me and a friend were just asking each other “whatever happened to bobby hemmitt?”
    about 10-15 years ago he was big on the “new world order”, “conscious black people” lecture circuit here in atlanta. he mixed it with kemetic philosophy and history. he was always hilarious without trying to be. glad to see he hasn’t changed. (although he got more jewelry).thank god we have the black man to instruct us on our personal hygiene!! LOL

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  4. creatrix
    Aug 29, 2008 @ 00:53:00

    there are ppl on myspace who repost his stuff & i'm kinda like "wtf?".

    …and why is he talkin about my sweet spot like it's a mango?

    furthermore, i also don't see how cussin like a rap star helps convey the (obviously all-important) spirituality of his message.

    …i'd like to know who's givin him some, too. LOL.

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