everybody’s got their something.

introducing the ornate pubic hair fashion show:

i can’t say shit, cuz i have a vch, pierced nipple, tattoos, & will probably further explore both forms of adornment as i grow older.

the peacock thing was kinda dope, too. gives me ideas for halloween… but with a lot more clothing. lol.

file this one under f.

for massive fail as well as fuckery deluxe.

no.

nkotb & new edition? i quit. just cuz they’re from boston and maurice starr managed them, it doesn’t mean this shit needed to happen. it’s painful. noooooooo, lawd, WHY?

& now, for a little around-the-way shit:

new favorite:

. . . i’m going to bed now. carry on, children.

my pussy is not for your judgement.

fuck bobby hemmitt:

1) i have earned every last hair on my pussy. so has every other woman on this earth. female circumcision, sexual assault/ abuse, loveless lives, babies, just the general drama that is encapsulated in being a black woman on this earth . . . man, fuck you and your opinions. i bet your balls stink though, right? with the obvious folds in btwn your head and neck, motherfucker, i am willing to believe that’s a trend all over your body.

2) the “it’s from africa” shit is so tired. SO beat. leave it alone. dry that bullshit up, & stop duping ppl into talking to your dumb ass. what’s wrong, you scared? wtf did the pussy hair ever do to you? and again, asshole, worry about the cleanliness of your own genitals. hair doesn’t make a pussy not worth eating or adoring. it just makes it hairy.

3) he’s hilarious for the same reason that he’s a thorn in my side: he’s got that TKON brand of intelligence, that “let’s call it african but maintain the same oppressive patriarchal bullshit” thing. hate it.

4) who’s fucking him? really?

ooh he so sweet

make me wanna lick the wrapper.

for michael + courtney.


seen @ borders last night, captured w/ my cell phone.

i can’t wait to visit y’all!

another music meme

i wasn’t tagged. i saw it on someone else’s blog & decided to do it.

Rules:
1. Put your itunes/music player on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do the meme themselves!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
“when we were friends,” cee-lo

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
“i’m out!!!,” kissey asplund

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
“driving me wild (f/ lily allen),” common

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
“summer love (f/ nicky guiland),” shuya okino

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
“my same,” adele

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
“fear not of man,” mos def (it kinda is. see here.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
“floatin,” stacy epps

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
“barry bonds (f/ lil wayne),” kanye west

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
“sesame street,” goodie mob

WHAT IS 2+2?
“i (mikey) rock,” the cool kids

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
“. . . & on,” erykah badu

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“doghouse,” bugz in the attic

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
“singing man,” the roots

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
“o.g. bitch (speakeasy mix),” esthero

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
“ebony eyes,” stevie wonder

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
“delirium (morgan geist tongues remix),” owusu & hannibal

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
“climb (f/ vinia mojica [WHERE IS HER SOLO ALBUM ALREADY?]),” mos def

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
“cool world,” georgia ann muldrow

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
“joy inside my tears,” stevie wonder

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
“talk to me,” anita baker

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
“e.t. (extraterrestrial),” outkast

WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
“get closer,” ben westbeech

i tag teeteezie, omi, morgan, michael, courtney, and as a bonus i tag bill.
not like bill reads this blog. some friend you are.

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