crushes suck: june 2008

dear you:
i’m mad you have a girlfriend, but not really.
if only i’d had my way, you never woulda made it back to her. real rap. and that’s no diss to ol girl. she’s aight, but she’s not me.
i know special looks when i get ’em
i know how to give ’em too

just rest assured that if the opportunity arises, i’ma take you someplace cozy and show you what a badass brown girl like myself can do.
and keep your hands off the small of my back
stop making me laugh
and PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF CORN, stop being so fucking adorable.

thanks,

the management

addendum:
i do believe that you’re certain of my wondrousness. i fully anticipate that you won’t shy away if you split up w/ that lil girlfriend person and have some time to reflect on the goodness of me. mmhmm. don’t think i don’t know.

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7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Dark Daughta
    Jun 02, 2008 @ 14:26:00

    fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck…they do suck. :) I’m nursing one that really is going nowhere. But I ended up working up enough gumption to start meeting peope who were open and willing. And boy have I been having some conversations via email. Not sure where this’ll lead. But it’s definitely better than crushing on someone who really cannot play. :)

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  2. AlteredThought
    Jun 02, 2008 @ 15:48:00

    Thank heavens I’m not in the place to crush on anyone.

    I am, however, in a place to put a HURTING on a young lady’s back.

    Soon as I find a emo-less willing partner who can give me 3-4 hours of her time in my bed, it’s on.

    That’s all I can handle now lol.

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  3. The Diva
    Jun 02, 2008 @ 22:12:00

    crushes are a hot damn shame. ‘specially when the small of a back’s involved.

    alteredthought up there…i get outta work at 2:15 every day. 3-4 hours? try 7-9 if you don’t wanna walk for a day or two.

    *evil grin*

    coloredgurl, ya lady in orange is exhausted. my loopy ass better get to bed before i start some thangs.

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  4. AlteredThought
    Jun 02, 2008 @ 22:50:00

    To The Diva:

    Oh you mean so YOU won’t walk for a day or two? Ok. Not a problem.

    Consider yourself helped.

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  5. The Diva
    Jun 03, 2008 @ 15:46:00

    That’s funny, I don’t recall asking for assistance.

    Naysparkle: drop me a note, I got sumfin to talk about with you.

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  6. AlteredThought
    Jun 03, 2008 @ 21:09:00

    To TheDiva:

    I humbly retract my words. Tis a playful thing. But you’ve clearly won the round.

    Peace

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  7. ms. bliss honeycomb
    Jun 04, 2008 @ 10:07:00

    baaaaaaaaaad girl

    tee hee

    Reply

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